While painting the chicken coop a couple of years ago...
Brat Child: This looks like blood is that why you picked this color paint?
Me: um, no it's barn red
Brat Child: I think any animals that want to eat the chickens will see this blood paint and think the chickens are already dead and go away. Zombies too. Good thinkin' Mom.
(what can I say, I'm a genius)
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