Work

Brat Child: I don't like going to school.
Me: I know, but school is important if you want a good job.
Brat Child: (what I thought he said) I hope I don't have to drive over any bridges
Me: Just close your eyes.
Brat Child: I SAID what if I work on bridges? I'd frow up or something.
Me: Then don't work on bridges.
Brat Child: yeah, that's a good idea.  What job should I do?
Me: What do you want to do?
Brat Child: Some people win money.
Me: You want to win money as your job?
Brat Child: Well I might have some kind of job to go to but I think I just want to work at winning money.  And selling eggs.