College Roommates

Brat Child: When I go to college I want a girl roommate 
Grandma: They don't let girls and boys room together 
Brat Child: But I want to kiss the girl!

Kisses

Brat Child: Where are you going?
Me: Out to dinner.
Brat Child: Oooo are you going to kiss?
Me: Nah, kissing is sloppy.
Brat Child: I know they're super slimy like a snail .

Happy Valentine's Day!