Dowry

Brat Child: Can I marry you mom?
Me: No, we've talked about this, it's illegal.
Brat Child: Oh yeah, but I can marry my cousin.
Me: Technically, yes.
Brat Child: That's good because Kelly is single. And she has an XBOX.

Getting Married

 

 Brat Child: I want to marry you, Mom
Me: You can't, it's illegal. You can't marry your sister either. You can marry a cousin though in some states.
Brat Child: No you can't.
Me: Yes you can
Brat Child: No way, I bet you lots of dollars you can't.
Me: Yup you could marry Kelly in some states (Looking up information) You can marry your cousin in Maryland and Virginia but not West Virginia where she lives.
Brat Child: Guess she's gonna have to move.