One afternoon while driving down the road....
BC: Oh My GAWD!
Me: We don't say God, we say gosh.
BC: Is God a bad word like {bleep}
Me: Uh, no, God is, well, He um, He made all the trees and stuff and it just isn't nice to use His name like that, it's rude.
BC: oh, does He have a dog?
Me: Does God have a dog?
BC: yeah do Him have a dog?
Midge: Yeah, Mom, does He have a dog? (please note teenage sarcasm)
Me: I'm sure He has one.
BC: What's his name?
Me: The dog?
BC: Yeah, him have a name?
Me: I don't know, what do you think God would name His dog?
BC: I don't know, Mom, I never saw Him before. (note 4 year old imitation of teenage sarcasm)
