Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Vampires
Brat Child: Vampires are real
Me: Oh yeah?
Brat Child: Yeah because they turn into bats and I saw a bat flying before.
(so if there are bats there are vampires)
Monday, August 26, 2013
Who to Trust
Brat Child: Never trust a Hobo.
Me: A Hobo?
Brat Child: Yeah, don't trust them. If you, like, pick one up in your car he'll probably steal your car.
Me: So never trust a Hobo.
Brat Child: Right.
Grandma: Where did you get your distrust of Hobos.
Brat Child: I watched this movie that had Hobos and trains.
Midge: What movie? Who let you watch it? (thinking it was something he shouldn't watch)
Brat Child: It wasn't inappropriate.
Me: What was it about?
Brat Child: About a train with a hobo that's going to see Santa Claus.
Me: You mean The Polar Express??
Brat Child: Yeah!
Grandma: You watch my one of my favorite movies and you come away with the message to never trust Hobos??
Brat Child: Yeah. Never trust 'em.
Me: A Hobo?
Brat Child: Yeah, don't trust them. If you, like, pick one up in your car he'll probably steal your car.
Me: So never trust a Hobo.
Brat Child: Right.
Grandma: Where did you get your distrust of Hobos.
Brat Child: I watched this movie that had Hobos and trains.
Midge: What movie? Who let you watch it? (thinking it was something he shouldn't watch)
Brat Child: It wasn't inappropriate.
Me: What was it about?
Brat Child: About a train with a hobo that's going to see Santa Claus.
Me: You mean The Polar Express??
Brat Child: Yeah!
Grandma: You watch my one of my favorite movies and you come away with the message to never trust Hobos??
Brat Child: Yeah. Never trust 'em.
Thursday, August 8, 2013
College Roommates
Brat Child: When I go to college I want a girl roommate
Grandma: They don't let girls and boys room together
Brat Child: But I want to kiss the girl!
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
Geography
Brat Child: Mexico is bigger than Midge's butt but Midge's butt is bigger than Canada.
(Midge is his older sister)
Tuesday, August 6, 2013
War
Not
sure what prompted this conversation...
Me: Boys don't ever hit girls.
Brat Child: Except when they're bothering you.
Me: No, never, boys never hit girls.
Brat Child: Unless they hit you first.
Me: No, NEVER, boys don't hit girls.
Brat Child(after a moment of silence): Unless it's a war and the girl is on the other team in the battle. Then you can shoot them.
Me: Boys don't ever hit girls.
Brat Child: Except when they're bothering you.
Me: No, never, boys never hit girls.
Brat Child: Unless they hit you first.
Me: No, NEVER, boys don't hit girls.
Brat Child(after a moment of silence): Unless it's a war and the girl is on the other team in the battle. Then you can shoot them.
Monday, August 5, 2013
Lots of Girlfriends
Brat Child: Do people have to get married when they get older?
Me: No
Brat Child: Oh
good, cuz I want to have lots of girlfriends when I get bigger (Oh Lord
have mercy!)
Friday, August 2, 2013
He's a Spitter!
Midge: Some guy was hitting on me at work.
Brat Child: He was spitting on you? Like spit from his mouth??!
Midge: No Hitting on me.
Brat Child: He was hitting you!?
Midge: No Hitting on me.
Brat Child: He was hitting you!?
Thursday, August 1, 2013
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