While discussing the Bingo Night held at his elementary School:
Brat Child: Does the Intermediate School have Bingo Night?
Me: I have no idea. They didn't when your sister went there.
Brat Child: Well if they don't, I'm quitting.
Me: Quitting what?
Brat Child: I'm quitting school.
Me: Because they don't have Bingo Night?
Brat Child: Yes
Me: You can't quit school just because they don't have bingo.
Brat Child: You should be able to because it's a lot of fun. I really like bingo and if they don't have it in the next school, I'm quitting.
Later during bingo....
Brat Child: I have the BINGO FEVER!
