Thursday, March 28, 2013

Lost Tooth

It's that time.  
The time when teeth are loose and the tooth fairy is on high alert.
About a week ago, 
the Brat Child lost a tooth
that he promptly swallowed along with the pretzel that pried it loose.  
When he returned home from school...

Brat Child: Mom, I'm gonna go in the bathroom to poop.
Me: Okay?
Brat Child: You're gonna haffta come in. I need you to get my tooth.
Me: (with realization dawning) Oh, no, the tooth fairy will still give you money. Trust me.

After losing the latest tooth (and creating the gap seen above) I said he looked cute.
Brat Child: No, Mom, I look like a Hell Belly*

*Hill Billy


1 comment:

  1. OMG!! This is the funniest thing I've read in a LONG time!! Leave it to the Hexy Brat Child:)

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