Tuesday, February 18, 2014

At Rest?

Brat Child: I bet dead people hate when it snows.
Me: Why?
Brat Child: Because I bet it's cold with all that snow on top of you.

Monday, February 17, 2014

Sixteen Pack Abs

While playing Apples to Apples...
Brat Child:I'm sexy because I have a keg.(lifts shirt)
 I have a keg right here.
I think a 16 pack is the most you can get
because I have a 16 pack right here (slaps stomach).