The Nativity

The Brat Child loves putting out the Nativity

also known as "The Jesus People"

He enjoys using them as army men

and having a battle. 

Do You Believe?

Brat Child: Some of my friends don't believe in Santa.
Me: Some people don't.
Brat Child: They think their mom does it all, but how could their mom be everywhere in one night?
Me: I don't know. Some people don't believe something if they can't see it. Have you ever seen a million dollars?
Brat Child: No
Me: But there is such a thing as a million dollars right?
Brat Child: Yeah
Me: Right, even though you've never seen it, you still know that it's real.
Brat Child: I get it! Like Bigfoot! Some people don't think he's real but he is because there are people who have seen Bigfoot.  Bigfoot and Santa are just the same!

It's an Angel, It's a Bird.. No! It's Mothman!

Me: Oh, here's the angel you made last year at Sunday School.
Brat Child: Angel?
Me: Here, see, the one with the Bible verse on the back.
Brat Child: That's Mothman.
Me: Mothman? I'm sure it's an angel.
Brat Child: No, that's Mothman.

Read about Mothman here
(Let's not ask about that interesting blue line....)