Brat Child (crying): I don't have anyone to play with! I want a baby brother!
Me: Sorry, not happening.
Brat Child: (still crying) But all my friends have brothers and I don't. I want a brother!
Me: You're my last kid, no more babies.
Brat Child: But I want a baby brother! (wailing) Can you just poop one out, please?!
Me: What?!
Brat Child: Like a chicken egg. Just poop out a baby brother.
