Getting Rich

Brat Child: We should be rich
Me: I agree, but it isn't easy.
Brat Child:  I have an idea!
Me: What?
Brat Child: We sell eggs!
Me: I think it might take a lot of eggs to do that.
Brat Child: So we get some more chickens and we sell the eggs for like $100.
Me: A dozen?
Brat Child: No, for each egg.  Then we'll be rich!
(If only it was that simple.) 
A few days later...

Brat Child: We need a big house.
Me: Houses are expensive and require a lot of money.
Brat Child(in his "I told you so" tone): I told you how to get money, Mom, you need to sell the eggs!