Me: On vacation we should take a cruise to Tangier Island.
Brat Child: What's that?
Me: An island in the Bay. You take an hour and a half boat ride to get there.
Brat Child: Okay, but I hope there's no icebergs.
Me: No icebergs.
Brat Child: I hope you're right because you know what happened the last time there were icebergs on a cruise... PEOPLE DIED!
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