Brat Child: I know a good way to make chocolate milk. Get a white cow, put a cup under those things that the milk comes from, squeeze 'em and get some milk. Then get a brown cow put the cup under the milk things and get some chocolate milk and mix them together.
Grandma: Do you know what the things are called that the milk comes from?
Brat Child: Yeah, nuts.
I don't think I'll be drinking milk anytime soon.
