While having breakfast at McDonald's, The Brat Child let out a massive belch. I instructed him to say excuse me, and while I was doing that he was purposefully pushing out another one.
Me: You don't let your mouth hang open. Please keep your mouth closed if you have to belch.
Brat Child: Well, I can't close my butt!
(Because eventually, everything goes back to farting)
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